Permission to Write Crap

This is a much-needed hug!

I just made an agreement with Ava (age 8):  we each will write four sentences on our individual projects tonight. Hers on her third grade homework assignment. Mine on this blog post.  Then we will call it a night.

You’ve just read my four sentences. Ava is still writing. I think I got the better end of this deal.

This agreement represents huge progress for me. Until recently (earlier this week), my go-to parenting tool has been to nag and pressure my daughter every night to get her homework done. In doing so I’ve created a monster – me. I’ve been told that my interactions with my daughter around “her” homework amount to my being “up her ass.” Apparently, being “up her ass” is not a formula for a good relationship with my daughter nor is it having the desired effect, creating a young person who takes responsibility for getting her homework done and enjoys the process.  Who knew?

For the record, I am not a procrastinator. I pride myself on being focused, diligent and somewhat militant in my ability to push myself to get things done. It’s the trait I hold onto with a death grip on those (far too often) days when I need to feel superior to my procrastination-prone husband. Arguably, pressuring myself works to get the bills paid on time and our household running somewhat smoothly. The problem is when it comes to doing the things that bring me joy (writing) and help me reach one of my goals (writing this parenting blog), I routinely find a slew of more necessary tasks to accomplish. Tonight for example. 

I had such high hopes for this evening. My plan was to sit down and pound out a kick-ass post for this blog. Unfortunately, I’d rather comb through my daughter Rhys’ weeks worth of hair tangles than write tonight. I feel wiggly. Wiggly translates to sitting down at my computer, writing the date, fixing the margins, searching for appetizer recipes on Pinterest, eating a cheese stick, clipping Rhys’ fingernails, writing and deleting one sentence before fixing the margins again.

I want to say f*** it for tonight. Instead, I start noticing Ava’s procrastination process. “Shit!” I think to myself, “She’s inherited the procrastination gene from my husband!” Did I mention I’m not a procrastinator?

As I was about to tell Ava to get to work, stop messing around and just get something/anything done (yes, I’ve worked hard over the years to hone this particularly encouraging coaching style), I realized she was following my lead, mirroring my discomfort and self-pressure. It was easier to see it in her tonight than in myself. Not to mention it’s much more satisfying to watch her spin her wheels and grow crabbier and crabbier than it is to focus on my own wheel spinning. I hate to fail. I know how to pressure myself and others. You could say I’m an expert at it.

Instead of pushing her tonight, I offered her a hug. We cuddled on the couch and talked about feeling wiggly and unfocused. I told Ava that I noticed she was struggling and it helped me notice I was struggling too. We decided some nights you just have to let go. But first we made our deal. Her only request:  I sit next to her while we wrote. We agreed whatever we wrote would be good enough for tonight; crappy writing encouraged.

9 thoughts on “Permission to Write Crap

  1. It feels like constant negotiation w/our 8 year old when it comes to homework. I wish he would just knock it out. He could have more time for Lego and we would all be happier. I actually blogged about how happy I am when he does not get homework (way too rare).

    • I hear you on the contstant negotiation. I wish my daughter understood how much happier she’d be if she got her homework done and could spend the rest of the evening relaxing and playing instead of avoiding me (perhaps I’m the only one who would be happier. Hmmm!). I’ll check out the blog post on homework you mentioned. Thanks for commenting!

  2. I am a big fan of the notion that I am entitled to write crap. I tell myself it’s only necessary to show up (at the page, at the table, for my life, etc.) Glad you and Ava could work together.

  3. When Joella (6) had a crabby weeping fit this morning because I gave her the wrong flavor of yogurt, I wanted to join her. My lips curled and I took some rather labored, unconvincing “relaxation breaths.” Then I thought, “Well, she wants things a certain way, and so do I. I can’t expect her to roll with the raspberry if I can’t hang with the crabapple.” That worked to get us over the hump. She doesn’t get much homework yet– I expect that to be a whole new power struggle and a chance for me to act like a real ass.

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